what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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