The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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