What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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