What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Lil Wayne

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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