- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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