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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Donald Trump

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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