What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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no.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

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