- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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