There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Lil Wayne

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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