- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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