Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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