-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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God is real.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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