oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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