A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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