A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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