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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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