What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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woman's rights

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