Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Suck pussy

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

someone called someone else a frog

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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