roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

someone called someone else a frog

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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