- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A blonde dies Lololol

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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