- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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