Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Anti Joke

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