You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

thumb_up thumb_down -4

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

25

thumb_up thumb_down -4

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops