- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

roses are red poo is poo

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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