Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

black chicken. kfc

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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