why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why do fat people commit suicide

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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