- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A muslim paints Mohammed

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

SHUT UP JP

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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