- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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