- Anti Joke

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.