what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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