- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.