you will like this because i am black.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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