2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

women's rights.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

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