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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A sober Irish individual.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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