Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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