- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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