- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Obama = ebola

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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