Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A pope meets another one

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

George W. Bush

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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