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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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