When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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