- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

My spelling is horrible

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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