Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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