How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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