A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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