"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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