Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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