- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mama just died.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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