your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a black man pays his child support

Why is this joke funny It isn't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Yo Mama just died.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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