- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

One, two, three, four and five

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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