what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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