What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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