- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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