Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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outside your comfort zone

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Equal rights!

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