What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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