Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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dat shoe shine tho

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What is cowboy say

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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