Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Anti Joke

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