- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Men's rights

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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