If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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