How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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