- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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