A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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