- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

a black man pays his child support

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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