- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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