- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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