- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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