What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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