Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

womens rights

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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