- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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