knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Your big dick.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Potassium? K.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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