a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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