- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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