I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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sky silverstein

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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