- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

I'm tired.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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