Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's 9+10? 19

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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