- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

i dont care if you rate me or not

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what you get time to go with? - a clock

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Male leadership.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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