Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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