What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What does? 42

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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