What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Republicans

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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