- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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