- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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