Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Corn Muffins

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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