- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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