Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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