- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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