- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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