What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

kennah campion when she talks

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

the economy.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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