- Anti Joke

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.