- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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