- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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