Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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