- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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