- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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