- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

knock knock come in

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What rhymes with milk...milf

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.