- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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