- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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