- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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