Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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