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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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