- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats bloop with an m? matthew

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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