- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

womans having rights.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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