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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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