Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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