- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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