A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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