If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

You are joking right?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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