- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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