- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

diarrhea.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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