- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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