- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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