- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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