If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Yellow People !!

Obama = ebola

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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