- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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