- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

The child was fired from his job.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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