- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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