A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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