- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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