Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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