A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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