How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A cat playing laser tag.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

jews

Who has no penis Religious Believers

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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