What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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