- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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