Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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