knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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the WNBA.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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