- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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