- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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