A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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black people swimming

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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