- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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