A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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My mom

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Read a Book.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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like if your cool

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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