- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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