The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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