Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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