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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome