What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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hola said the chinese man

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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