What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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