- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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