Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Take part of what?

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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