Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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My jeans

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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