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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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